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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Hitchcock Film or Fairy Tale?

Once upon a crime…

2 min readJul 1, 2023

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Hitchcock Film or Fairy Tale?

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Emma Kantor
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Slackjaw

A Foodie Leads The Passover Seder

Bad food. Small portions.

3 min readApr 5, 2023

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A Foodie Leads The Passover Seder

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Emma Kantor
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Slackjaw

Our Engagement Post Got Zero Engagement

Let’s call the whole thing off

2 min readFeb 15, 2023

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Our Engagement Post Got Zero Engagement

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Emma Kantor
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Greener Pastures Magazine

Keepsake Book for Your Angsty Teen’s Milestones

As If You Could Forget the Worst Years of the Parent-Child Journey

2 min readJan 31, 2023

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Keepsake Book for Your Angsty Teen’s Milestones

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Emma Kantor
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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

CDC Reports Alarming Spike in Ferrante Fever

Pandemic Takes on Novel Dimensions

3 min readJan 13, 2023

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CDC Reports Alarming Spike in Ferrante Fever

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Emma Kantor
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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Classic Movies Rebooted for the Smartphone Era

Sometimes an Upgrade is Really a Downgrade

3 min readOct 28, 2022

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Classic Movies Rebooted for the Smartphone Era

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Emma Kantor
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Greener Pastures Magazine

Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader Whose Curriculum Has Been Gutted by Book Banning?

Keep in Mind That No One Likes an Intellectual

2 min readOct 18, 2022

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Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader Whose Curriculum Has Been Gutted by Book Banning?

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Emma Kantor
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Greener Pastures Magazine

Shitty Movie Sequels That We, As a Society, Deserve

A world of unoriginal ideas awaits…

2 min readJul 29, 2022

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Shitty Movie Sequels That We, As a Society, Deserve

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Emma Kantor
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Slackjaw

I Will Keep This Baby In Exchange For A Netflix Stand-Up Special

You called me a hysterical female, so buckle up

2 min readJul 16, 2022

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I Will Keep This Baby In Exchange For A Netflix Stand-Up Special

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Emma Kantor
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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

You’re Invited to My Party for the Socially Anxious

I Promise It’ll Be Low-Key

3 min readMay 27, 2022

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You’re Invited to My Party for the Socially Anxious

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Emma Kantor

Emma Kantor

Emma Kantor is a Brooklyn-based writer and editor. Words in the New York Times Magazine, the Belladonna, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and more. emmakantor.com

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